Serj wrote:I thought of a good Texas race penalty. Serve Miscreants up a heaping bowl of Californian Vegan Chili with no seasoning or peppers. Call it something pertaining to Carroll Shelby.
Little known fact is that because we live in such close proximity to MEXICANS! all the food you folks in the other 49 states think is hot goes down like baby food to us.
Case in point, I was at a soul food joint in Charlotte, North Carolina today for lunch (Mert's -- totally recommended) having some shrimp Etuffee and as I dumped two types of hot sauce all over it the waitress was like, "be careful -- it's really hot."
To quote Homer (while talking to Ned Flanders), "2, 2 and a half alarms, tops."
i.e. our vegan hippie-ass peace-prize tofu-homo chili will have you big tough texans crappin' razor blades for weeks!
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