Re: Driver's fees up 50%. Let's Unionize!

Baron wrote:
Sparky Pete wrote:
littleturquoiseb wrote:

Spam > Bacon!

No.

Nonononononononononononononononononono.

No.

Calm down. There is a solution to your dissagreement.

http://johnrieber.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/bacon-spam.jpg

HA!! Nearly every west-coast race for the last several years, someone has left a can of that stuff in the ZomBee's seat in the middle of the night.

I have absolutely NO idea who the $#@% it is. It's... befuddling.

So a quick shout-out to the random Bacon-Spam attack-ninja, "Thank you. Thank you very, very much".

"Real ZomBees prefer Bacon"
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Re: Driver's fees up 50%. Let's Unionize!

Pork chops. 

That is all.

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Re: Driver's fees up 50%. Let's Unionize!

Pete, have you tried the spam-bacon unholy alliance meat product? I mean, other than as a projectile.

Pat Mulry, TARP Racing #67

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Re: Driver's fees up 50%. Let's Unionize!

Sparky Pete wrote:
littleturquoiseb wrote:

Spam > Bacon!

No.




Nonononononononononononononononononono.





No.

To put it in .gif form >

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/LowFlyinOK/Funny%20Pics/NoNoNoNO_zps6a939301.gif

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Re: Driver's fees up 50%. Let's Unionize!

Sparky Pete wrote:

HA!! Nearly every west-coast race for the last several years, someone has left a can of that stuff in the ZomBee's seat in the middle of the night.

I have absolutely NO idea who the $#@% it is. It's... befuddling.

So a quick shout-out to the random Bacon-Spam attack-ninja, "Thank you. Thank you very, very much".

Damn, is that where we are supposed to dump our expired groceries?  Thanks for letting us know!

bs

Re: Driver's fees up 50%. Let's Unionize!

Mulry wrote:

Pete, have you tried the spam-bacon unholy alliance meat product? I mean, other than as a projectile.

I have! It's a little softer (greasier) than regular spam and a bit harder to fry in a cast iron skillet, but it does taste slightly more bacony than regular Spam.

I was unsure about it at first, but it's wonderful in scrambled eggs!!!

Just the thought of it reminds me of a favorite cassette I taped off a Dr Demento radio show back in the 70's...

"Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam;
egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage
and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam
bacon spam tomato and spam;

Vikings(starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam...

Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked
beans spam spam spam...

Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!

Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a
Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with
truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife: Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it."

"Real ZomBees prefer Bacon"
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Re: Driver's fees up 50%. Let's Unionize!

Sparky Pete wrote:

Just the thought of it reminds me of a favorite cassette I taped off a Dr Demento radio show back in the 70's...

That would be Monty Python:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE

Re: Driver's fees up 50%. Let's Unionize!

bshorey wrote:
Sparky Pete wrote:

Just the thought of it reminds me of a favorite cassette I taped off a Dr Demento radio show back in the 70's...

That would be Monty Python:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE

Yes it would. As funny as it was in video, it couldn't quite match the scene in the oft bizarre imagination of my youth.

"Real ZomBees prefer Bacon"
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Re: Driver's fees up 50%. Let's Unionize!

bump

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