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Re: Clarification on '6.3: Why Am I Upside-Down?'

RobL wrote:
Spinnetti wrote:

No kidding... that seems kinda nuts. Verified he was out for the year? I guess that's why you have all these other "series" popping up. Plenty of venues to race these days...

We joke about it. 
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Yeah, poor Mark was harassed endlessly.  When we later gave him the Lemons shirt we got that has the guy running away from the rolled car, we said "Dude-how did they know??"  bwahahaha

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Re: Clarification on '6.3: Why Am I Upside-Down?'

so escort guy is banned for season?

i've never been against anything lemon, but is there any post-race discresion after the event?  zx2 guy seemed to be truly an innocent victim of rubbing due to guy with no mirror pitting you is racing...and Lemons is all about fun, and thats kinda not fun sad

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Re: Clarification on '6.3: Why Am I Upside-Down?'

Pretty sure he was upside down.  1 year ban.  no whining.

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Re: Clarification on '6.3: Why Am I Upside-Down?'

mikespeed95 wrote:

zx2 guy seemed to be truly an innocent victim of rubbing due to guy with no mirror pitting you is racing(

or, you could look at it as zx2 guy shouldn't have driving an "open wheel" car on a track packed with road hogs

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Re: Clarification on '6.3: Why Am I Upside-Down?'

mikespeed95 wrote:

so escort guy is banned for season?

i've never been against anything lemon, but is there any post-race discresion after the event?  zx2 guy seemed to be truly an innocent victim of rubbing due to guy with no mirror pitting you is racing...and Lemons is all about fun, and thats kinda not fun sad

He was well on his way for several "driving like a jackass" black flags. He was the one who knocked the mirror over a couple turns earlier. He played bumper cars, and it turned out bad for him.

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Re: Clarification on '6.3: Why Am I Upside-Down?'

but he escort could have prevented it by being more aware of his surrounding.  I think if anything, the miata guy need a couple of race ban also for instigating.

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Re: Clarification on '6.3: Why Am I Upside-Down?'

Baron wrote:
mikespeed95 wrote:

so escort guy is banned for season?

i've never been against anything lemon, but is there any post-race discresion after the event?  zx2 guy seemed to be truly an innocent victim of rubbing due to guy with no mirror pitting you is racing...and Lemons is all about fun, and thats kinda not fun sad

He was well on his way for several "driving like a jackass" black flags. He was the one who knocked the mirror over a couple turns earlier. He played bumper cars, and it turned out bad for him.

so if someone taps you it gives you an absolute right to be a complete NDA and refuse to look over your shoulder in your miata and run right into someone?

besides isn't this wheel to wheel?  besides the looking over your shoulder, you should know whos around you anyways, if he "just knocked off your mirror" you should've known he was somewhere back there then.

did you have a radio?  radio your team if he was truly such a terrible on-track horror and danger to everyones lives/fun maybe you should've gotten on the radio and ask race control to keep an eye on this ticking time bomb, who knows, maybe with your help you could've saved the irs from angry tax cheaters too...




also this is Lemons, saying he was stupid for having his wheels stick out is so counter-productive to all things lemony, we're racing $500 cars, do you really think people aren't goin to show up with the cheapest wheels possible that may not be the perfect offset?  i myself am having a lot of fun with this $500 rule, and am trying to keep the whole car under $500 except consumables (which i've somehow pulled off), i'm not putting wheels on that car unless they are free or already laying around, especially when i know there are 122 other possible idiots in black miatas who don't know how to look over their shoulder.  i got 6 laps in the mustang II and had at least 5-6 cars come down on me in a corner due to NDA's not looking around, plus how many cars actually have mirrors all the way around?  theres going to be contact, and a lot of people look at it as "i dont want to spend money on wheels that will break".  remember some people are out to have fun, not spend 1/2 the price of the car on the lightest wheel from team dynamics etc so they can win, we're racing crap cans, how some of you people build some absolutely boring $500 car and then go on to spend thousands on brakes/wheels/tires blows my mind, go buy some crap at a junkyard, since its Lemons offset is normally an afterthought, and theres no reason to penalize someone for being cheap, although i think a set of bushwhacker flares with low offset wheels would be a smart choice, this is crap can racing.



i'm really with jackasic on this one, its kinda not fair to penalize just one car in this zx2 incident, we've all been in some crazy 8 car wide 3 deep disaster before with no major contact, and its way fun, but when one NDA in a miata cuts off an escort, resulting in escort on roof, Lemons is subjective, but i think putting the victim in time-out for a year while everyone else, including the person clearly at fault still gets to have recess is a bit unfair, but this is not my sandbox, but i'm just voicing my opinion, and if you don't want to hear it, you can easily use your "mouse" device to "scroll down" and stop reading, so don't whine about it if you read it, or post about how much the wheels on a $500 crap can stuck out, thats just....dumb.  remember guys, this is Lemons, NOT (insert real racing here)

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Re: Clarification on '6.3: Why Am I Upside-Down?'

mikespeed95 wrote:
Baron wrote:
mikespeed95 wrote:

so escort guy is banned for season?

i've never been against anything lemon, but is there any post-race discresion after the event?  zx2 guy seemed to be truly an innocent victim of rubbing due to guy with no mirror pitting you is racing...and Lemons is all about fun, and thats kinda not fun sad

He was well on his way for several "driving like a jackass" black flags. He was the one who knocked the mirror over a couple turns earlier. He played bumper cars, and it turned out bad for him.

so if someone taps you it gives you an absolute right to be a complete NDA and refuse to look over your shoulder in your miata and run right into someone?

besides isn't this wheel to wheel?  besides the looking over your shoulder, you should know whos around you anyways, if he "just knocked off your mirror" you should've known he was somewhere back there then.

did you have a radio?  radio your team if he was truly such a terrible on-track horror and danger to everyones lives/fun maybe you should've gotten on the radio and ask race control to keep an eye on this ticking time bomb, who knows, maybe with your help you could've saved the irs from angry tax cheaters too...




also this is Lemons, saying he was stupid for having his wheels stick out is so counter-productive to all things lemony, we're racing $500 cars, do you really think people aren't goin to show up with the cheapest wheels possible that may not be the perfect offset?  i myself am having a lot of fun with this $500 rule, and am trying to keep the whole car under $500 except consumables (which i've somehow pulled off), i'm not putting wheels on that car unless they are free or already laying around, especially when i know there are 122 other possible idiots in black miatas who don't know how to look over their shoulder.  i got 6 laps in the mustang II and had at least 5-6 cars come down on me in a corner due to NDA's not looking around, plus how many cars actually have mirrors all the way around?  theres going to be contact, and a lot of people look at it as "i dont want to spend money on wheels that will break".  remember some people are out to have fun, not spend 1/2 the price of the car on the lightest wheel from team dynamics etc so they can win, we're racing crap cans, how some of you people build some absolutely boring $500 car and then go on to spend thousands on brakes/wheels/tires blows my mind, go buy some crap at a junkyard, since its Lemons offset is normally an afterthought, and theres no reason to penalize someone for being cheap, although i think a set of bushwhacker flares with low offset wheels would be a smart choice, this is crap can racing.



i'm really with jackasic on this one, its kinda not fair to penalize just one car in this zx2 incident, we've all been in some crazy 8 car wide 3 deep disaster before with no major contact, and its way fun, but when one NDA in a miata cuts off an escort, resulting in escort on roof, Lemons is subjective, but i think putting the victim in time-out for a year while everyone else, including the person clearly at fault still gets to have recess is a bit unfair, but this is not my sandbox, but i'm just voicing my opinion, and if you don't want to hear it, you can easily use your "mouse" device to "scroll down" and stop reading, so don't whine about it if you read it, or post about how much the wheels on a $500 crap can stuck out, thats just....dumb.  remember guys, this is Lemons, NOT (insert real racing here)

"but I've been racing for 30 plus years in SCCA and NASA and they never ban me just cause some one else put me on my roof. This is bull shit. I'm gonna go let Jay have a piece of my mind."


I suspect that's how some conversations have gone. We need a "Jay Cam"... hard mount a lipstick cam to his shoulder like an ever recording parrot.

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Re: Clarification on '6.3: Why Am I Upside-Down?'

mikespeed95 wrote:
Baron wrote:
mikespeed95 wrote:

so escort guy is banned for season?

i've never been against anything lemon, but is there any post-race discresion after the event?  zx2 guy seemed to be truly an innocent victim of rubbing due to guy with no mirror pitting you is racing...and Lemons is all about fun, and thats kinda not fun sad

He was well on his way for several "driving like a jackass" black flags. He was the one who knocked the mirror over a couple turns earlier. He played bumper cars, and it turned out bad for him.

so if someone taps you it gives you an absolute right to be a complete NDA and refuse to look over your shoulder in your miata and run right into someone?

besides isn't this wheel to wheel?  besides the looking over your shoulder, you should know whos around you anyways, if he "just knocked off your mirror" you should've known he was somewhere back there then.

did you have a radio?  radio your team if he was truly such a terrible on-track horror and danger to everyones lives/fun maybe you should've gotten on the radio and ask race control to keep an eye on this ticking time bomb, who knows, maybe with your help you could've saved the irs from angry tax cheaters too...




also this is Lemons, saying he was stupid for having his wheels stick out is so counter-productive to all things lemony, we're racing $500 cars, do you really think people aren't goin to show up with the cheapest wheels possible that may not be the perfect offset?  i myself am having a lot of fun with this $500 rule, and am trying to keep the whole car under $500 except consumables (which i've somehow pulled off), i'm not putting wheels on that car unless they are free or already laying around, especially when i know there are 122 other possible idiots in black miatas who don't know how to look over their shoulder.  i got 6 laps in the mustang II and had at least 5-6 cars come down on me in a corner due to NDA's not looking around, plus how many cars actually have mirrors all the way around?  theres going to be contact, and a lot of people look at it as "i dont want to spend money on wheels that will break".  remember some people are out to have fun, not spend 1/2 the price of the car on the lightest wheel from team dynamics etc so they can win, we're racing crap cans, how some of you people build some absolutely boring $500 car and then go on to spend thousands on brakes/wheels/tires blows my mind, go buy some crap at a junkyard, since its Lemons offset is normally an afterthought, and theres no reason to penalize someone for being cheap, although i think a set of bushwhacker flares with low offset wheels would be a smart choice, this is crap can racing.



i'm really with jackasic on this one, its kinda not fair to penalize just one car in this zx2 incident, we've all been in some crazy 8 car wide 3 deep disaster before with no major contact, and its way fun, but when one NDA in a miata cuts off an escort, resulting in escort on roof, Lemons is subjective, but i think putting the victim in time-out for a year while everyone else, including the person clearly at fault still gets to have recess is a bit unfair, but this is not my sandbox, but i'm just voicing my opinion, and if you don't want to hear it, you can easily use your "mouse" device to "scroll down" and stop reading, so don't whine about it if you read it, or post about how much the wheels on a $500 crap can stuck out, thats just....dumb.  remember guys, this is Lemons, NOT (insert real racing here)

I was driving in my car a few cars back from that mess. The zx3 guys are "friends" of ours, and we have raced with them several times. Hell, I welded the tops of their cage that wasnt done in the pits friday morning.

You can defend the " its $500, whatever is cheap" deal all day long, but the fact of the matter is, they ordered those wheels with that offset on purpose, and then had to cut their fenders to keep them from eating the tires.  The other thing about it is, there are other cars out there with tires sticking out, but they are careful NOT to hit or get close to hitting anyone, and they didnt flip.

I hate that Chuck is out for the year. I hate that they have to either rebuild or start over with their car. It sucks for them.

What I dont feel bad about is the fact that they have a very aggressive attitude on the racetrack. They make holes between cars where there isnt one, and dont mind giving you a tap if you are close to them. I locked up all 4 in the bus stop on this same lap when they divebombed me, and then they played bumpercars with some of the other cars as they moved on in front of me, including the Miata that you are placing all the blame on.

They were in a group that were dead set on doing something stupid. I held back and let them go on ahead of me since we are in an ENDURANCE race, and there is no need to trade paint at all, and since it is against the rules, I will avoid contact whenever possible. The bottom line of the whole deal, it isnt a sprint, and they were driving like it was. Maybe they will calm down and drive a bit cleaner after this.

After all,  this is Lemons, NOT (insert real racing here).

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Re: Clarification on '6.3: Why Am I Upside-Down?'

mikespeed95 wrote:

i think putting the victim in time-out for a year while everyone else, including the person clearly at fault still gets to have recess is a bit unfair

I agree with the above, but in case you haven't heard, there is no "fair" in Lemons.  Any such complaints will get one labeled as a whiner.

mikespeed95 wrote:

this is not my sandbox, but i'm just voicing my opinion, and if you don't want to hear it, you can easily use your "mouse" device to "scroll down" and stop reading

Some of us learned a long time ago that even though we sometimes like to vent on this forum, Jay and Co. could give a shit less.  All the bitching (right or wrong) won't change a thing.

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Re: Clarification on '6.3: Why Am I Upside-Down?'

VKZ24 wrote:

Some of us learned a long time ago that even though we sometimes like to vent on this forum, Jay and Co. could give a shit less.  All the bitching (right or wrong) won't change a thing.

Unless it's the judges doing the bitching...

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Re: Clarification on '6.3: Why Am I Upside-Down?'

Jay doesn't even look at the forums, since he's got his hands full dealing with emails and phone calls directly from alla y'all. He's sort of like Stalin in his leadership style, which makes the down-in-the-trenches Nick more the Lavrenti Beria of Lemons.

And yes, Riktor, the judges are exempt from Rule 2.4. Don't like it? Refer to Rule 2.4.

Re: Clarification on '6.3: Why Am I Upside-Down?'

MurileeMartin wrote:

Jay doesn't even look at the forums, since he's got his hands full dealing with emails and phone calls directly from alla y'all. He's sort of like Stalin in his leadership style, which makes the down-in-the-trenches Nick more the Lavrenti Beria of Lemons.

And yes, Riktor, the judges are exempt from Rule 2.4. Don't like it? Refer to Rule 2.4.

I guess this makes you Gromyko...

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Re: Clarification on '6.3: Why Am I Upside-Down?'

I am the Leonid Brezhnev of Lemons. Corrupt, lazy, but a Citroën SM owner.

Re: Clarification on '6.3: Why Am I Upside-Down?'

Then you've heard the joke about Stalin, Khrushchev and Brezhnev on a train?

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Re: Clarification on '6.3: Why Am I Upside-Down?'

You mean this joke?

Re: Clarification on '6.3: Why Am I Upside-Down?'

MurileeMartin wrote:

Jay doesn't even look at the forums, since he's got his hands full dealing with emails and phone calls directly from alla y'all. He's sort of like Stalin in his leadership style, which makes the down-in-the-trenches Nick more the Lavrenti Beria of Lemons.

And yes, Riktor, the judges are exempt from Rule 2.4. Don't like it? Refer to Rule 2.4.

It's the only bitching that gets things done... See HERE

MurileeMartin wrote:

You mean this joke?

Was wikipedia seriously just used to reference a joke?! *shakes head*

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Re: Clarification on '6.3: Why Am I Upside-Down?'

MurileeMartin wrote:

You mean this joke?

Yes!....told to me years ago by a Romanian Party member.....is there anything you can't find on Wiki?

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Re: Clarification on '6.3: Why Am I Upside-Down?'

jimeditorial wrote:
MurileeMartin wrote:

You mean this joke?

Yes!....told to me years ago by a Romanian Party member.....is there anything you can't find on Wiki?

Yes... I mean no... well... soon the whole interweb will be on Wiki...

Speaking of which.. Lemon's needs a wiki... for event history... car history... that kinda thing.

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Re: Clarification on '6.3: Why Am I Upside-Down?'

VKZ24 wrote:

Some of us learned a long time ago that even though we sometimes like to vent on this forum, Jay and Co. could give a shit less.  All the bitching (right or wrong) won't change a thing.

And some of us realize that Jay has a lot more experience at this than us.  If you read the post just before yours you will realize that the Escort was not an innocent lamb brought to the slaughter by an evil Miata.  They were an incident trying their hardest to happen, and fortunately when it did happen it happened to them.

If you watch the video, their line doesn't change appreciably when the Miata taps them.  They actually stay going pretty much perfectly in the same line, which was the line that the Gremlin already had at the beginning of the turn.  I just hope they learned their lesson.

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Re: Clarification on '6.3: Why Am I Upside-Down?'

Riktor wrote:
jimeditorial wrote:
MurileeMartin wrote:

You mean this joke?

Yes!....told to me years ago by a Romanian Party member.....is there anything you can't find on Wiki?

Yes... I mean no... well... soon the whole interweb will be on Wiki...

Speaking of which.. Lemon's needs a wiki... for event history... car history... that kinda thing.

That's a good idea. I should start setting that up...

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Re: Clarification on '6.3: Why Am I Upside-Down?'

ronman wrote:
Riktor wrote:
jimeditorial wrote:

Yes!....told to me years ago by a Romanian Party member.....is there anything you can't find on Wiki?

Yes... I mean no... well... soon the whole interweb will be on Wiki...

Speaking of which.. Lemon's needs a wiki... for event history... car history... that kinda thing.

That's a good idea. I should start setting that up...

Make me Admin. big_smile

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Judge Jonny, "So, what's the next formerly thought to be immune from winning that will steal the nickels?An MR2? A Fierro (ha ha ha)? A Datsun/Nissan Z? A Camaro?"

Re: Clarification on '6.3: Why Am I Upside-Down?'

I think a Lemons wiki would be awesome.. I would love to help out if such a thing were created.

Back on the clarification bit, since I don't think that horse is quite dead yet.

What about cases of purely mechanical rolls, like the RX7 at South Fall '09 (http://jalopnik.com/5358041/torqueless- … -side-down).  Did they get the ban?

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Re: Clarification on '6.3: Why Am I Upside-Down?'

vinzclortho wrote:

I think a Lemons wiki would be awesome.. I would love to help out if such a thing were created.

Back on the clarification bit, since I don't think that horse is quite dead yet.

What about cases of purely mechanical rolls, like the RX7 at South Fall '09 (http://jalopnik.com/5358041/torqueless- … -side-down).  Did they get the ban?

Technically, I would think this would be enforced considering it was THEIR mechanical mistake that caused them to roll.  Studs would technically be consider a safety item since they bolt the brakes and wheel together. Should have been checked/replaced.

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Judge Jonny, "So, what's the next formerly thought to be immune from winning that will steal the nickels?An MR2? A Fierro (ha ha ha)? A Datsun/Nissan Z? A Camaro?"

Re: Clarification on '6.3: Why Am I Upside-Down?'

What if you build a car upside down and run with the wheels up?

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