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Topic: New Lemons Team Wanted near New York City

I live in Manhattan and I'm looking for a Lemons team that is more convenient.  My ideal team could be described as "professional" - it's fine if the car is tragic, but I don't want to be featured on a video because our car didn't pass tech and we had to wrench all weekend just to turn the first lap.
I'm a solid driver - no crashes and few black flags, but I could be faster.  I'm working on not lifting, on shrinking my safety bubble, and on not over-braking for turns.
I have 14 races under my belt - 2 in Class C, 12 in Class B, and 5 as an A&D.

Skills I bring to the table:

  • Logistics, Planning, and Research

  • Diagnosis

  • Petting wires and whispering to ECUs and radios

  • Calm, cool, collected

  • Team player

Weaknesses:

  • Bad memory.  It's very annoying.

  • My lap times might not put us at the head of the pack.

  • No garage at home.  This is why I'm not just starting my own team.

DM me for more details if you think we would be a good fit.

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Re: New Lemons Team Wanted near New York City

sent a pm

1992 Saturn SL2 (retired) - Elmo's Revenge -  Class B winner, Heroic Fix winner x2
1969 Rover P6B 3500S(sold) - Super G-Rover - I.O.E Winner, Class C Winner
1996 Saturn SW2 - Elmo's Revenge (reborn!), Saturn SL1  Dazzleshipm Class C x2 and IOE winner
1974 AMC Javelin - Oscar's Trash heap - IOE,”Organizer's Choice" and "I got Screwed" award winner
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Re: New Lemons Team Wanted near New York City

You can also try reach out to Yuri. He used to be based in Brooklyn.

1992 Saturn SL2 (retired) - Elmo's Revenge -  Class B winner, Heroic Fix winner x2
1969 Rover P6B 3500S(sold) - Super G-Rover - I.O.E Winner, Class C Winner
1996 Saturn SW2 - Elmo's Revenge (reborn!), Saturn SL1  Dazzleshipm Class C x2 and IOE winner
1974 AMC Javelin - Oscar's Trash heap - IOE,”Organizer's Choice" and "I got Screwed" award winner

4 Reply by kakarot1232001 (edited by kakarot1232001 2022-11-14 09:08 AM)

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Re: New Lemons Team Wanted near New York City

From Brooklyn I was, On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said, "You're movin' with your wife in Queens NY"

Though race car stuff is at Allentown PA area

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Re: New Lemons Team Wanted near New York City

kakarot1232001 wrote:

From Brooklyn I was, On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said, "You're movin' with your wife in Queens NY"

Though race car stuff is at Allentown PA area

lol

1992 Saturn SL2 (retired) - Elmo's Revenge -  Class B winner, Heroic Fix winner x2
1969 Rover P6B 3500S(sold) - Super G-Rover - I.O.E Winner, Class C Winner
1996 Saturn SW2 - Elmo's Revenge (reborn!), Saturn SL1  Dazzleshipm Class C x2 and IOE winner
1974 AMC Javelin - Oscar's Trash heap - IOE,”Organizer's Choice" and "I got Screwed" award winner

6 Reply by Somebody (edited by Somebody 2022-11-14 06:39 PM)

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  • Registered: 2016-05-23
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Re: New Lemons Team Wanted near New York City

DefectiveLemon wrote:

I live in Manhattan and I'm looking for a Lemons team that is more convenient.  My ideal team could be described as "professional" - it's fine if the car is tragic, but I don't want to be featured on a video because our car didn't pass tech and we had to wrench all weekend just to turn the first lap.
I'm a solid driver - no crashes and few black flags, but I could be faster.  I'm working on not lifting, on shrinking my safety bubble, and on not over-braking for turns.
I have 14 races under my belt - 2 in Class C, 12 in Class B, and 5 as an A&D.

Skills I bring to the table:

  • Logistics, Planning, and Research

  • Diagnosis

  • Petting wires and whispering to ECUs and radios

  • Calm, cool, collected

  • Team player

Weaknesses:

  • Bad memory.  It's very annoying.

  • My lap times might not put us at the head of the pack.

  • No garage at home.  This is why I'm not just starting my own team.

DM me for more details if you think we would be a good fit.

You can also send me a message, up in Stamford, CT.


kakarot1232001 wrote:

From Brooklyn I was, On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said, "You're movin' with your wife in Queens NY"

Though race car stuff is at Allentown PA area


Yuri, don't quit your Dead Hooker Hording job anytime soon...

a lethal overdose of brick wall, taken while under the influence of a Ferrari and a bottle of tequila.