• From: Land Of Subarus, Colorado
  • Registered: 2009-04-30
  • Posts: 9,416

Topic: The Judges still need a drag-race-ready Judgemobile for Lousiana!

Mean ol' Jay has been totally adamant about his fun-killing "no rental cars on the dragstrip" rule (even after we promised to push the carcass out on the highway and lie to the rental-car company about what happened after we bash the guardrail and roll the Nitro into a ball), which means we still need a vehicle we can run in the Saturday Night Lemons Drags at No Problem Raceway. Got some beater-ass hoopty sunk up to its axles in the swamp? Chase the cottonmouths out, fire it up, and bring it to the race! We'll use it as the Judgemobile for all those Macho Man and Hero Parade penalties, and then we'll blow it up on the dragstrip! We don't care what it is, as long as it starts, stops, and can pass the (incredibly lenient) tech inspection at the drag strip. You'll get a Get Out Of Penalty Box Free card and probably a jug or two from the Baksheesh Table.

Murilee Martin aka Judge Phil on Facebook
Murilee Martin on Twitter
Judge Phil's Lemons posts on Car and Driver
MurileeMartin.com

Judge Phil's Website

  • From: Los Fucking Angeles
  • Registered: 2009-04-30
  • Posts: 1,032

Re: The Judges still need a drag-race-ready Judgemobile for Lousiana!

Yeah! And another thing, Yeah!

"This is the scene where I get shot," Bronson said. "I have these little squibs that explode to make it look like bullets are hitting." "Fascinating," said Bergman. "I never knew how they did that." "You mean," asked Bronson, "you don't use machine guns in your movies?"

3 Reply by shrimpandboots (edited by shrimpandboots 2010-04-23 02:07 PM)

  • From: Way down the bayou
  • Registered: 2009-06-08
  • Posts: 101

Re: The Judges still need a drag-race-ready Judgemobile for Lousiana!

How bout this one? It is used by a Mardi Gras crew in Houma LA.
http://www.selucrey.com/090222sel03.jpg

  • sergio
  • Lemons Staff Stalker
  • Offline
  • Registered: 2009-04-30
  • Posts: 1,185

Re: The Judges still need a drag-race-ready Judgemobile for Lousiana!

Would an SHO due? Oh yeah, you want it to run..........

  • From: Land Of Subarus, Colorado
  • Registered: 2009-04-30
  • Posts: 9,416

Re: The Judges still need a drag-race-ready Judgemobile for Lousiana!

Perfect!

Murilee Martin aka Judge Phil on Facebook
Murilee Martin on Twitter
Judge Phil's Lemons posts on Car and Driver
MurileeMartin.com

Judge Phil's Website

  • From: Los Fucking Angeles
  • Registered: 2009-04-30
  • Posts: 1,032

Re: The Judges still need a drag-race-ready Judgemobile for Lousiana!

shrimpandboots wrote:

How bout this one? It is used by a Mardi Gras crew in Houma LA.
http://www.selucrey.com/090222sel03.jpg

That would be perfect.

Can we drive it to New Orleans Friday night?

"This is the scene where I get shot," Bronson said. "I have these little squibs that explode to make it look like bullets are hitting." "Fascinating," said Bergman. "I never knew how they did that." "You mean," asked Bronson, "you don't use machine guns in your movies?"
  • From: Way down the bayou
  • Registered: 2009-06-08
  • Posts: 101

Re: The Judges still need a drag-race-ready Judgemobile for Lousiana!

I think it like this sacred cow or something. This is it in action.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qrxqT9qVQA

  • From: Los Fucking Angeles
  • Registered: 2009-04-30
  • Posts: 1,032

Re: The Judges still need a drag-race-ready Judgemobile for Lousiana!

shrimpandboots wrote:

I think it like this sacred cow or something. This is it in action.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qrxqT9qVQA

Oh yes. And we're going to need the jackets, too.

Come on, now!

"This is the scene where I get shot," Bronson said. "I have these little squibs that explode to make it look like bullets are hitting." "Fascinating," said Bergman. "I never knew how they did that." "You mean," asked Bronson, "you don't use machine guns in your movies?"
  • From: Houston, TX
  • Registered: 2009-10-06
  • Posts: 1,008

Re: The Judges still need a drag-race-ready Judgemobile for Lousiana!

shrimpandboots wrote:

How bout this one? It is used by a Mardi Gras crew in Houma LA.
http://www.selucrey.com/090222sel03.jpg

Just in case anyone else was wondering where the hell Houma, LA was...

http://www.houmatoday.com/

I'm the doctor who is a wife. Which makes the grease hard to explain to my patients... www.tetanusneon.com.

Dr. Wife's Website

  • ronman
  • ronman
  • Lemons Staff Stalker
  • Offline
  • From: Orlando, FL
  • Registered: 2009-09-15
  • Posts: 1,842

Re: The Judges still need a drag-race-ready Judgemobile for Lousiana!

Houmina houmina houmina... pow! right in the kissah!

Official photographer/Team Police Brutality|Speedycop & the Gang
Lackey-mechanic-whatever/NSF Racing
Sycophant/Judge Phil, Jay Lamm, Kim Harmon
Galaxie Driver/not Parnelli Jones
  • From: Way down the bayou
  • Registered: 2009-06-08
  • Posts: 101

Re: The Judges still need a drag-race-ready Judgemobile for Lousiana!

Judge Jonny wrote:
shrimpandboots wrote:

I think it like this sacred cow or something. This is it in action.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qrxqT9qVQA

Oh yes. And we're going to need the jackets, too.

Come on, now!

Coats, likely. Car would be a long shot.

  • From: Land Of Subarus, Colorado
  • Registered: 2009-04-30
  • Posts: 9,416

Re: The Judges still need a drag-race-ready Judgemobile for Lousiana!

shrimpandboots wrote:

Coats, likely. Car would be a long shot.

You get our hopes up and then destroy them like this? Get that car!

Murilee Martin aka Judge Phil on Facebook
Murilee Martin on Twitter
Judge Phil's Lemons posts on Car and Driver
MurileeMartin.com

Judge Phil's Website

  • From: Land Of Subarus, Colorado
  • Registered: 2009-04-30
  • Posts: 9,416

Re: The Judges still need a drag-race-ready Judgemobile for Lousiana!

So, now that the Mardis Gras Hearse appears to be an impossible dream, does any other team have a junker they want to let the Lemons Supreme Court use at No Problem?

Murilee Martin aka Judge Phil on Facebook
Murilee Martin on Twitter
Judge Phil's Lemons posts on Car and Driver
MurileeMartin.com

Judge Phil's Website

  • From: Sitting in Traffic
  • Registered: 2010-02-22
  • Posts: 481

Re: The Judges still need a drag-race-ready Judgemobile for Lousiana!

I am bring this if you want to use it.  Not as cool as a lemon and it's not going down the 1/4 mile but will get you around.
http://i40.tinypic.com/2zdvqew.jpg

http://i44.tinypic.com/3588kyb.jpg

http://i42.tinypic.com/122kppg.jpg

I need to remount the headlight.
http://i39.tinypic.com/rarae1.jpg

http://i43.tinypic.com/8wf71g.jpg

Justice...with a smile.
  • From: Way down the bayou
  • Registered: 2009-06-08
  • Posts: 101

Re: The Judges still need a drag-race-ready Judgemobile for Lousiana!

MurileeMartin wrote:

So, now that the Mardis Gras Hearse appears to be an impossible dream, does any other team have a junker they want to let the Lemons Supreme Court use at No Problem?

We are looking like crazy for an old car, will an old pick up do? I would say about a 5% chance on the hearse but the coats should be there.

  • From: Los Fucking Angeles
  • Registered: 2009-04-30
  • Posts: 1,032

Re: The Judges still need a drag-race-ready Judgemobile for Lousiana!

H.K. Phooey wrote:

Excellent go kart/dune buggy

Yes, that will suffice!

"This is the scene where I get shot," Bronson said. "I have these little squibs that explode to make it look like bullets are hitting." "Fascinating," said Bergman. "I never knew how they did that." "You mean," asked Bronson, "you don't use machine guns in your movies?"
  • From: Land Of Subarus, Colorado
  • Registered: 2009-04-30
  • Posts: 9,416

Re: The Judges still need a drag-race-ready Judgemobile for Lousiana!

shrimpandboots wrote:

We are looking like crazy for an old car, will an old pick up do? I would say about a 5% chance on the hearse but the coats should be there.

A pickup is fine.

Murilee Martin aka Judge Phil on Facebook
Murilee Martin on Twitter
Judge Phil's Lemons posts on Car and Driver
MurileeMartin.com

Judge Phil's Website

  • From: Way down the bayou
  • Registered: 2009-06-08
  • Posts: 101

Re: The Judges still need a drag-race-ready Judgemobile for Lousiana!

MurileeMartin wrote:
shrimpandboots wrote:

We are looking like crazy for an old car, will an old pick up do? I would say about a 5% chance on the hearse but the coats should be there.

A pickup is fine.

We got you a Ford pick up for the weekend, drag race and all. I promise it will meet your expectations, actually you have no idea how much of a piece shit it is. It's nick name is the Lizard. I will try to include pictures on Thursday.

  • From: Land Of Subarus, Colorado
  • Registered: 2009-04-30
  • Posts: 9,416

Re: The Judges still need a drag-race-ready Judgemobile for Lousiana!

shrimpandboots wrote:

We got you a Ford pick up for the weekend, drag race and all. I promise it will meet your expectations, actually you have no idea how much of a piece shit it is. It's nick name is the Lizard. I will try to include pictures on Thursday.

Excellent. You get bonus points if you rig up a windshield washer pump to spray bleach on the back tires, for better burnouts.

Murilee Martin aka Judge Phil on Facebook
Murilee Martin on Twitter
Judge Phil's Lemons posts on Car and Driver
MurileeMartin.com

Judge Phil's Website

  • From: Way down the bayou
  • Registered: 2009-06-08
  • Posts: 101

Re: The Judges still need a drag-race-ready Judgemobile for Lousiana!

MurileeMartin wrote:
shrimpandboots wrote:

We got you a Ford pick up for the weekend, drag race and all. I promise it will meet your expectations, actually you have no idea how much of a piece shit it is. It's nick name is the Lizard. I will try to include pictures on Thursday.

Excellent. You get bonus points if you rig up a windshield washer pump to spray bleach on the back tires, for better burnouts.

Let me know if you actually want and will use the LIZARD and I will try to convince my wife to drive it up there.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3367/4562609897_44beaa319d_b.jpg
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4029/4562610185_16765c8f65_b.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3625/4562610483_563ebff2eb_b.jpg

  • From: New Orleans, LA
  • Registered: 2009-05-16
  • Posts: 635

Re: The Judges still need a drag-race-ready Judgemobile for Lousiana!

Co-worker has this:
http://scoot.net/gallery/bbs/zebrajeep.jpg
http://neworleans.craigslist.org/cto/1716220868.html

in Amite, LA. He says it tops out at 35mph, and would probably have to start driving now to make NPR by Sunday Night post-race. Old Cherokee they took a sawzall to, then crashed it into a bunch of trees out on the back forty.

-=Tom
Looking for a team in NOLA

-=HFC Tom