Topic: The Judges still need a drag-race-ready Judgemobile for Lousiana!
Mean ol' Jay has been totally adamant about his fun-killing "no rental cars on the dragstrip" rule (even after we promised to push the carcass out on the highway and lie to the rental-car company about what happened after we bash the guardrail and roll the Nitro into a ball), which means we still need a vehicle we can run in the Saturday Night Lemons Drags at No Problem Raceway. Got some beater-ass hoopty sunk up to its axles in the swamp? Chase the cottonmouths out, fire it up, and bring it to the race! We'll use it as the Judgemobile for all those Macho Man and Hero Parade penalties, and then we'll blow it up on the dragstrip! We don't care what it is, as long as it starts, stops, and can pass the (incredibly lenient) tech inspection at the drag strip. You'll get a Get Out Of Penalty Box Free card and probably a jug or two from the Baksheesh Table.