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Topic: We also need a dirt bike, scooter, or motorcycle

Assistant Perp Nick Pon, who rides a Lambretta when he's not behind the wheel of his 2002, has mentioned that he'd like some sort of motorcycle-ish machine to ride around at Autobahn next weekend. I think he mentioned his preference for a dirt bike, but I'm sure a 2x4-framed backyard-built bike with Olds 403 power would be his first choice. Get Out Of Penalty Box Free Card for loan of the best motorized two-wheeler!

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Re: We also need a dirt bike, scooter, or motorcycle

I'm bringing you the 400EX, of course, but I'll also bring him my Honda Mini Trail 70. With the new Baja motor, you can pull a wheelie in first if you aren't careful!

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Re: We also need a dirt bike, scooter, or motorcycle

Have we mounted the Ghost Ride The Whip Boombox on the 400EX before? Luggage rack?

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Re: We also need a dirt bike, scooter, or motorcycle

Regrettably I don't have an Olds 403, so I guess it's the Mini Trail...

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Re: We also need a dirt bike, scooter, or motorcycle

Judge Phil wrote:

Have we mounted the Ghost Ride The Whip Boombox on the 400EX before? Luggage rack?

Easy fab up. We can do it on site. wink

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6 Reply by Bonedriver (edited by Bonedriver 2010-10-18 12:55 AM)

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Re: We also need a dirt bike, scooter, or motorcycle

Oh God no... Dude... you know we are gonna be wrenching into the wee hours of the morning... typical TPB... :-P

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Re: We also need a dirt bike, scooter, or motorcycle

Yeah, you can go ahead and rig up a boombox mount as soon as the Lancia is ready to go.

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Re: We also need a dirt bike, scooter, or motorcycle

We need to pull the Honda 5HP horizontal shaft engine off of my old failed pressure washer, find a centrifigul clutch and chain, get a bar stool, and finish this bar stool cart. It would be easy to put a hot battery under the stool, and the ghost ride boombox on a table in front of the stool.

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Re: We also need a dirt bike, scooter, or motorcycle

Not enough torque.  Want an old Yanmar L48?

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Re: We also need a dirt bike, scooter, or motorcycle

I'm bringing this with me.  Nick is welcome to use it.  1977 Puch Newport

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Re: We also need a dirt bike, scooter, or motorcycle

I can never have enough torque, but Judge Phil just needs to putter around the pits with a boombox. He never even wheelies on the 400EX.

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Re: We also need a dirt bike, scooter, or motorcycle

Speedycop, do not— repeat— DO NOT neglect the Lancia project in order to work on Judgemobile projects. That car needs to hit the track at 10:00 AM sharp on Saturday.

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Re: We also need a dirt bike, scooter, or motorcycle

Wait, so you're saying the race is THIS weekend?

THIS WEEKEND???


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Re: We also need a dirt bike, scooter, or motorcycle

That Puch looks perfect for Nick.

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