Topic: We also need a dirt bike, scooter, or motorcycle
Assistant Perp Nick Pon, who rides a Lambretta when he's not behind the wheel of his 2002, has mentioned that he'd like some sort of motorcycle-ish machine to ride around at Autobahn next weekend. I think he mentioned his preference for a dirt bike, but I'm sure a 2x4-framed backyard-built bike with Olds 403 power would be his first choice. Get Out Of Penalty Box Free Card for loan of the best motorized two-wheeler!