Re: what's more lemony? super beetle/750i/xj6
Want a 12 cylinder BMW but simple? Easy! Take two Jeep straight 6s, graft them nose to tip and go! Built for 30 years or so, cheap as hell, parts everywhere, and they go together like lego sets. There's probably an E30 chassis somewhere out there just waiting for this arrangement.
I suggest an early-80s Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz. Or, really, any Cadillac. We like luxury cars in Lemons. Here's a wish list of some not-yet-seen-in-LeMons cars that shouldn't be too hard to find. Bring one of these and you'll make us very happy:
GM "Dustbuster" minivan (Olds Silhouette, Chevy Lumina APV)
You forgot the TranSport. See? It has "sport" in the name, so it'll be good.
2009 Yee Haw! It's Lemons Texas: 1973 Gremlin - Gremwow!
2010 Gator-O-Rama: 1973 Gremlin - Gremlin Express, Lassiez le Crapheaps Roulette - Gremlin - Most Heroic Fix
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