Topic: You MSR guys want a Get Out Of Penalty Box Free card? Here's how!
The Lemons Supreme Court needs stuff for the Penalty Box!
• Two cowboy hats, large enough to fit our big ol' pumpkin heads while wearing wigs. They're probably going to get trashed during the weekend, so assume you'll never see them again.
• Boombox. Big and loud, preferably with extension cord and/or full set of new batteries. Homemade jobs powered by car batteries preferred. Serious ghetto-blasting bass much, much preferred. You'll get it back when we're done, and it might even survive the weekend.
• Bicycles. At least two, preferably lowriders, banana-seat Schwinns, or at least Huffys with pink tires (but we'll settle for boring old functional mountain bikes or whatever). You want me and Nick to shoot photos of your heaps on the track? We'll need wheels to do that!
• Golf cart. We keep trying to get a golf cart at these races, but so far nobody has provided one for the Supreme Court's use. That's why we're upping the reward to two Get Out Of Penalty Box cards for this item.