1 Topic by Judge Phil (edited by MurileeMartin 2009-10-17 07:29 PM)

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Topic: You MSR guys want a Get Out Of Penalty Box Free card? Here's how!

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The Lemons Supreme Court needs stuff for the Penalty Box!

• Two cowboy hats, large enough to fit our big ol' pumpkin heads while wearing wigs. They're probably going to get trashed during the weekend, so assume you'll never see them again.

• Boombox. Big and loud, preferably with extension cord and/or full set of new batteries. Homemade jobs powered by car batteries preferred. Serious ghetto-blasting bass much, much preferred. You'll get it back when we're done, and it might even survive the weekend.

• Bicycles. At least two, preferably lowriders, banana-seat Schwinns, or at least Huffys with pink tires (but we'll settle for boring old functional mountain bikes or whatever). You want me and Nick to shoot photos of your heaps on the track? We'll need wheels to do that!

• Golf cart. We keep trying to get a golf cart at these races, but so far nobody has provided one for the Supreme Court's use. That's why we're upping the reward to two Get Out Of Penalty Box cards for this item.

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Re: You MSR guys want a Get Out Of Penalty Box Free card? Here's how!

Does this fit your need? It's got a pimp DANA 3-speed "transmission" and rear Gripper Slik tire.

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Re: You MSR guys want a Get Out Of Penalty Box Free card? Here's how!

Yeah, that bike has some judicial dignity going on.

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Re: You MSR guys want a Get Out Of Penalty Box Free card? Here's how!

I'm planning on bringing bikes.  I wanted girls bikes with banana seats, streamers, and baskets, but no luck so far.  I'll bring at least three bikes regardless.

Brian

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Re: You MSR guys want a Get Out Of Penalty Box Free card? Here's how!

Does this fit your need? It's got a pimp DANA 3-speed "transmission" and rear Gripper Slik tire.
Isn't this the bike you picked up when you visited Neverland Ranch?  Did MJ give you a pump?

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Re: You MSR guys want a Get Out Of Penalty Box Free card? Here's how!

Mike TX wrote:

Isn't this the bike you picked up when you visited Neverland Ranch?  Did MJ give you a pump?

What happens at the Neverland Ranch stays at the Neverland Ranch.

FWIW...MJ rides a fresh Stingray Cherry Picker with 5-speed Stik Shift and glitter seat.  His basket was always full of some drink he called his "milk".

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Re: You MSR guys want a Get Out Of Penalty Box Free card? Here's how!

I'm a liar liar pants on fire.  I said I was gonna bring stencils to the race for get-out-of-jail free cards... and then I tried to make the stencils.

Martha Stewart, I am not.  As a matter of fact, when rebranding the TetanusNeon into Oktoberfest, I said something like, "How does Martha Stewart do this all day long?  This is f*&king boring!"  Furthermore, round stencils suck even more d!ck than all the others.  Especially when working with a super dull cheap ass blade like I was.

So yeah.  I'll be a jailbird.  Sucks to be me.

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8 Reply by michaelmosty (edited by michaelmosty 2009-10-20 05:53 PM)

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Re: You MSR guys want a Get Out Of Penalty Box Free card? Here's how!

I have a brown cowboy hat that y'all can use this weekend, I'll bring it for sure and get it to you Friday morning.
I'll check around and see if I can find a second one.

-Michael
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Re: You MSR guys want a Get Out Of Penalty Box Free card? Here's how!

doctawife wrote:

I'm a liar liar pants on fire.  I said I was gonna bring stencils to the race for get-out-of-jail free cards... and then I tried to make the stencils.

We got stencils coming. How? Headphones on, favorite adult beverage within reach, NEW X-Acto knife in hand, and a dash of OCD...no problem.

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Re: You MSR guys want a Get Out Of Penalty Box Free card? Here's how!

MurileeMartin wrote:

Yeah, that bike has some judicial dignity going on.

Your Schwinn Stingray has arrived at MSR.  :-)

-Ryan

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