Topic: You cheaters better start SWEATING!
Who's been naughty and who's been nice? Frankly, we don't care! Rapid fire penalty laps like Rambo got bullets!
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Who's been naughty and who's been nice? Frankly, we don't care! Rapid fire penalty laps like Rambo got bullets!
It's hard to pay attention to your message with that eyebrow thing going on, so expect lots o' cheaters to show up complete with excuses.
cheaters? no one cheats at Lemons
Who's been naughty and who's been nice? Frankly, we don't care! Rapid fire penalty laps like Rambo got bullets!
We'll bring auto-deflate valve stem caps to put extra penalty stops on peoples cars. They deflate slowly during standard driving... under aggressive driving it should cause then to stop pretty regularly and air the tires.
having people running on flat tires is probably a good idea. that should work out really well.
having people running on flat tires is probably a good idea. that should work out really well.
yeah, what they really should do is drain the oil out of our cars and send us around the track for a while...now that sounds like a reasonable penalty.
Buzz Killington wrote:having people running on flat tires is probably a good idea. that should work out really well.
yeah, what they really should do is drain the oil out of our cars and send us around the track for a while...now that sounds like a reasonable penalty.
And coolant...don't forget the coolant.
We'll bring auto-deflate valve stem caps to put extra penalty stops on peoples cars. They deflate slowly during standard driving... under aggressive driving it should cause then to stop pretty regularly and air the tires.
Heck, while you're at it, why don't you also loosen their lug nuts and razor knife the seat belts too ???
"Steering wheel of Damocles"
Hey, I've got about 5 gallons of really old stinky varnish/gas.....
how about a penalty for cheaters... run the crappy gas or a 10 lap penalty......give 'em an option... If they have a tuned cheater motor the gas will destroy it, it they don't it probably won't..... And I don't have to dispose of the gas.. Win-win
-John
Most penalty laps given today: 1066 laps to a 2005 Cooper S, in honor of the Battle of Hastings. Will post details on Jalopnik later.
please do not penalize us!
thanks
KT
That rules
yeah I got 80 laps for a stock powered 89 vw, what a crock.
yeah I got 80 laps for a stock powered 89 vw, what a crock.
so just where did they say that you spent the extra money???
please do not penalize us!
thanks
KT
You will be massively, extra-heavily penalized.
mostly for begging on the forum not to be penalized
Jackasic wrote:yeah I got 80 laps for a stock powered 89 vw, what a crock.
so just where did they say that you spent the extra money???
Oh, is this the tardy gentleman with the blue-anodized ball joints on his "totally stock car?"
The one with the springs wide enough to put your thigh thru?
The one with the $400 set of bilstiens?
The one that showed up a day LATE?
Wah!!
Why are the Judges are so mean and unfair?
@_@
05 mini poop....err cooper
no way in hell thats a legit 500 dollar car....
less of course it was ur neighbors who found out they couldnt make that last payment or bank repo'd is for a similar reason
but.....
then again i could of had 2 wrecked saturn sky's for 2grand (1500 for a turbo model and 500 for non turbo) so i shouldnt be THAT suprised about the cooper
oh well
could black flag a team and put a shot glass worth c4c juice in the car and if they survive for an hour or whatever dump anothe shot glass worth in dont bother with draining the oil..... thats about as evil i dare go for a black flag penalty
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