Re: COABM Manifesto
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tSoG wrote:bacon is america.
go ahead and love your spam... fucking terrorists
You know who else liked to accuse people of terrorism??
AMERICA! (FUCKYEAH)
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tSoG wrote:bacon is america.
go ahead and love your spam... fucking terrorists
You know who else liked to accuse people of terrorism??
AMERICA! (FUCKYEAH)
Ostrich Sausage.
Friend's neighbor raises emus... hmm.
Corned beef hash might be my all-time favorite breakfast meat. Although technically, it's not 100% meat. Hash n' Eggs is one of my go-to diner breakfasts.
You are a man after my own heart, Mike.
Awesome wvumblr and ronman your in the coalition... Your membership paperwork is in the mail!
OK bacon lovers and sausage lovers, you can stop fighting and join forces. Here is what you have been waiting for, bacon sausage from Big Fork Brands: http://www.bigforkbrands.com/.
If you wish to make your own, here is how: http://www.ridiculousfoodsociety.net/20 … sages.html
OK bacon lovers and sausage lovers, you can stop fighting and join forces. Here is what you have been waiting for, bacon sausage from Big Fork Brands: http://www.bigforkbrands.com/.
If you wish to make your own, here is how: http://www.ridiculousfoodsociety.net/20 … sages.html
Dude, you are like the Yoda of the breakfast wars.
mechimike wrote:Ostrich Sausage.
Friend's neighbor raises emus... hmm.
Just cut their heads off and then let them run around till they keel over. Hilarious.
Of course catching an emu is going to be a bit tougher than catching a chicken. or maybe not. Hm........
ronman wrote:mechimike wrote:Ostrich Sausage.
Friend's neighbor raises emus... hmm.
Just cut their heads off and then let them run around till they keel over. Hilarious.
Of course catching an emu is going to be a bit tougher than catching a chicken. or maybe not. Hm........
You ever been flattened by a headless emu?!?
mackwagon wrote:ronman wrote:Friend's neighbor raises emus... hmm.
Just cut their heads off and then let them run around till they keel over. Hilarious.
Of course catching an emu is going to be a bit tougher than catching a chicken. or maybe not. Hm........
You ever been flattened by a headless emu?!?
Weirdly, yes and I am a bit concerned about how you would know this? In any case, this should explain my unadulterated love for bacon delivered dead, cured and crisp to my plate! Give me bacon or give me death...or, a headless emu induced concussion. Bacon being first, death second and of course, being flattened by a dead, headless emu is really the worst sort of embarrassment.
Dear Bacon,
I have a confession to make. Lately I've been seeing Chorizo. I hope you will understand. After all, we're both older now, and as life goes on we all change, and sometimes we grow apart. It's only natural. I hope there are no hard feelings. I still think you are wonderful, it's just, just, well you know. I'm sorry if I hurts you. Yes, I know we've been together for a long time. Yes, I know what I said, but that was then. But we were different then, and we had just met and you know how crazy things can be during that phase of a relationship. Look, you are just going to have to accept this. Chorizo is in my life now and if you want to remain in it you are going to have to learn to get along with Chorizo. Sure, we can still see each other from time to time, just not on, well, exclusive terms. Sure. How about tomorrow, for breakfast?
Eating chorizo is a losing proposition for me. However, the number of Cuban restaurants with AWESOME fritas (Cuban hamburgers, made with ground beef, ground pork, and chorizo) is increasing around me, and that is not a bad thing at all.
... the number of Cuban restaurants with AWESOME fritas (Cuban hamburgers, made with ground beef, ground pork, and chorizo) is increasing around me, and that is not a bad thing at all.
YUMMY/Hell Yes!!
BTW after a race weekend spreading the message of the COABM filled with pork roll, scrapple, sausage, and spam, I had a jersey breakfast yesterday ... Pork roll egg and cheese on a potato roll FTMFW!!
Damn that sounds good... guess I'm stopping by the Publix for some pork roll tonight.
Spam,spam,spam! Wonderful Spam!
Spam and eggs spam spam and spam
Spam and beets, spam spam and spam
Spam and turkey bacon, spam spam spam
Don't mess with bacon. It knows.
mechimike wrote:jimmy.shearer wrote:There is absolutely nothing tasty about turkey bacon. It is neither bacon, nor can it still be called turkey after being pounded into a bacon-like shape and painted with chemicals to attempt to pass it off as a bacon-like thing. It is a cardboard flavored abomination that belongs on no breakfast plate anywhere. Just sayin.
Where's my damn "thumbs up" or "like" button?
No kidding.
Let's just face it, Turkey Bacon is very likely as close as you'll get to eating Kenny Rogers' belt after a 5 hour concert in Texas. Leathery texture, a little salty from all the sweat but with enough oil left from the tanning process to hold it all together.
Let's just face it, Turkey Bacon is very likely as close as you'll get to eating Kenny Rogers' belt after a 5 hour concert in Texas. Leathery texture, a little salty from all the sweat but with enough oil left from the tanning process to hold it all together.
I've heard it referred to as Particle Board Bacon.
MEIN WURST!
All about the sausage here. Allllll about the sausage.
Sausage. In. My. Mouth.
Oh, and to clear it up once and for all, links > patties (unless you're making a sammich).
On that note, I would like a brefass sammich. Sausage, egg, grilled jalapeno 'n' cheese, add mayo. Thx in adv.
Sausage. In. My. Mouth.
I usually just refer to it as my breakfast hole, but if you wanna be all fancy and use big words like "mouth," that's fine, we can go the blue blood route...
Or, as the British call it, a banger in the mouth.
and then harry on her boat
Another vote for the AWESOMENESS we call Scrapple! Made here in Delaware and enjoyed by all deep fried and plopped on a plate!
And it may be fried in bacon grease.......JUST SAYING!!!!!
We bacon grease fry our spam and our scrapple. Can't be beat!
MMMMMM..... Bacon grease..... YES!
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