Topic: Z = Zero still in full effect for 2010
Well, well, well Datsun/Nissan fanboys, our Z = zero theory is still holding true.
The 24 Hours of Lemons Supreme Court says: You cannot win a Lemons race in a Datsun/Nissan Z car.
Why? Because they are too crappy.
And once again at Thunderhill we gave every single Z a rolling zero (a "rolling zero" is when we don't even let you hit your brakes when exiting tech inspection -- we just right Zero on your sheet and send you on your hopeless way). And once again, almost every Z blew the hell up. Very few actually finished the race.
For 2010 this policy remains in full effect. Bring a Z, cheat all you want (ping Troy for details) and we'll still give you zero BS laps.
Because you are a low-budget Sisyphus, pushing a pathetic pile of Japanese parts up a hill forever.
Update, from Judge Martin to the highest finishing Thunderhill Z team:
And you cracked the top 100 with your 99th-place finish!
That's right, Nissan Z fans, the top Z of the 2009 Arse Freeze-A-Palooza was beaten by a Plymouth Voyager minivan (66th place), a VW Beetle (65th place), a Ford Festiva (51st place), a Dodge Shadow (45th place), and a Cadillac Eldorado (62nd place).
Might I add: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!