• From: Peterborough Ontario Canada
  • Registered: 2018-09-09
  • Posts: 17

Topic: What are you Retreating with?

This years Retreat from Moscow will be my first Lemons Rally. As the date gets closer and I'm getting more excited. My car is finally road legal, now I have a couple weeks to make it rally ready.

I've been combing through Facebook, InstaGram, and this site looking to see what others are bringing. So how about it? What are you bringing to  Retreat from Moscow?

Here is what I got.
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88 Lebaron Convertible with a 2.2 turbo, that has been sitting in a garage for 3 years and didn't run. Came with a parts car that did run, but was severely rusted and had been hit in the front. $650 CDN. for the pair. What could possibly go wrong?!!?

2019 Retreat from Moscow: Random Acts of Stupidity "winner"
  • From: Remington, VA
  • Registered: 2017-09-12
  • Posts: 8

Re: What are you Retreating with?

This is our 1992 Buick Roadmaster Estate Wagon. It was acquired from a elderly lady who bought it brand new in Texas. We purchased this beauty for 600 American dollhairs! ( the lady cried when she signed the title over, couldn't tell if it was tears of joy or sorrow). We will be sending this nice Texan some photos via email of the car along the rally. Here are some "improvements" we made to the car: "Custom" 3 inch side exit exhaust, china's finest mid length headers, Z28 Camero LT1 cam swap(used from ebay of course), custom PCM chip from Harris Performance ( the TBI expert) , egr delete, air pump delete, cat delete, hella fog lights, moog cargo coils, kyb shocks, CB antenna & mount from Right Channel Radios, MSD wires and a bunch of maintenance crap to hopefully keep this pig rollin. Team Moose Knuckle consist of four cigar smoking , whiskey drinking Troops from Virginia who like to get wild! Follow us on Instagram @  : teammooseknuckle

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  • From: Baltimore, MD
  • Registered: 2010-05-20
  • Posts: 1,745

Re: What are you Retreating with?

This thing:
https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a1536 … nt-part-1/

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  • From: Austin
  • Registered: 2010-09-13
  • Posts: 1,478

Re: What are you Retreating with?

I actually don't? know???

I'll find out when we show up in Scrotum, PA.

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  • From: Austin
  • Registered: 2010-09-13
  • Posts: 1,478

Re: What are you Retreating with?

EyeMWing wrote:

This thing:
https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a1536 … nt-part-1/

MOTHER OF PUFF. IT LIVES.

(omg I've always wanted to drive the K)

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  • Registered: 2019-01-12
  • Posts: 3

Re: What are you Retreating with?

Looks like mooseknuckle won't be the only Roadmaster. My wife, daughter, and myself are doing it in our 1996 roadie wagon.  However it's not as well prepared for rallying.  We're rookies too so any help will be appreciated.

  • From: Sierra Vista, AZ
  • Registered: 2016-04-27
  • Posts: 207

Re: What are you Retreating with?

dbavaro10 wrote:

However it's not as well prepared for rallying.  We're rookies too so any help will be appreciated.

for the Lemons Rally, less preparation is better. You don't want things to go well. It hurts your score.

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  • From: Remington, VA
  • Registered: 2017-09-12
  • Posts: 8

Re: What are you Retreating with?

dbavaro10 wrote:

Looks like mooseknuckle won't be the only Roadmaster. My wife, daughter, and myself are doing it in our 1996 roadie wagon.  However it's not as well prepared for rallying.  We're rookies too so any help will be appreciated.

From what I’ve heard there is going to be a gaggle of roadmaster/caprice wagons on this one! The guys at Lane motor museum are gonna blow a fuckin gasket when they see all these panty droppers! Oh and our car is as well prepped for a rally as Helen Keller is for a 10k. This is our first rally also, if you need help or tools let us know!

-Team Moose Knuckle

  • From: Baltimore, MD
  • Registered: 2010-05-20
  • Posts: 1,745

Re: What are you Retreating with?

ninjacoco wrote:
EyeMWing wrote:

This thing:
https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a1536 … nt-part-1/

MOTHER OF PUFF. IT LIVES.

(omg I've always wanted to drive the K)

We can make that happen.

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Team FinalGear
  • From: Peterborough Ontario Canada
  • Registered: 2018-09-09
  • Posts: 17

Re: What are you Retreating with?

My car has been painted, and a few cosmetic touches still need to be added. But here is what we got so far..
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https://scontent.fybz2-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/50253113_1174276522730549_8066462410300456960_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&_nc_ht=scontent.fybz2-2.fna&oh=23ad2b03723815e200ce585b550a0116&oe=5CB2E13F
https://scontent.fybz2-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/49898598_1174276549397213_2807442704886136832_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&_nc_ht=scontent.fybz2-2.fna&oh=896c4e34730d603fd57ca68f114a4e96&oe=5CD556B3
https://scontent.fybz2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/49914680_1174276569397211_8866160057818021888_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&_nc_ht=scontent.fybz2-1.fna&oh=c78580ae06115a07f983f27d13f9d5d6&oe=5CB4D714
https://scontent.fybz2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/50075685_1174276506063884_6837604105783869440_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&_nc_ht=scontent.fybz2-1.fna&oh=0dfb51ffc233ab6bac00fd3f89c0c84d&oe=5CD57880

2019 Retreat from Moscow: Random Acts of Stupidity "winner"
  • From: Remington, VA
  • Registered: 2017-09-12
  • Posts: 8

Re: What are you Retreating with?

Well played Happy Jack ! Thing looks great!  Love that movie !

  • Registered: 2019-01-12
  • Posts: 3

Re: What are you Retreating with?

Turbofart6.0 wrote:
dbavaro10 wrote:

Looks like mooseknuckle won't be the only Roadmaster. My wife, daughter, and myself are doing it in our 1996 roadie wagon.  However it's not as well prepared for rallying.  We're rookies too so any help will be appreciated.

From what I’ve heard there is going to be a gaggle of roadmaster/caprice wagons on this one! The guys at Lane motor museum are gonna blow a fuckin gasket when they see all these panty droppers! Oh and our car is as well prepped for a rally as Helen Keller is for a 10k. This is our first rally also, if you need help or tools let us know!

-Team Moose Knuckle

Thanks, much appreciated. the beauty of these big wagons so that we can carry all fluids and a bunch of tools without sacrificing luggage space.  Besides the obvious things like a jack, full size spare, impact gun, CB radio, etc, any suggestions on what to bring?

  • From: Cleveland, OH
  • Registered: 2011-09-03
  • Posts: 2,227

Re: What are you Retreating with?

The $38 Harbor Freight tool kit is cheap yet I have actually managed to do things like a brake job with it in a parking lot. And it was small enough to stick in my Miata for the RT-66 rally without significantly compromising trunk space.

https://www.harborfreight.com/hand-tool … 63248.html

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  • From: Baltimore, MD
  • Registered: 2010-05-20
  • Posts: 1,745

Re: What are you Retreating with?

I'm bringing a bunch of oil soaked rags and a lighter.

You know, just in case.

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Team FinalGear
  • From: Seattle, WA
  • Registered: 2009-10-28
  • Posts: 2,111

Re: What are you Retreating with?

EyeMWing wrote:

I'm bringing a bunch of oil soaked rags and a lighter.

You know, just in case.

Oh, come on. The question specifically asked "Besides the obvious things..."

1982 MG Metro 1300: IOE 2015 Pacific Northworst GP, Longest Distance 2010 Cd'L Box Wine Country Classic
1980 KV Mini 1: Worst of Show and Fright Pig Supremo 2009 Concours d'Lemons
1978 H Special: Second-Round Elimination 2010 Lemons Pinewood Derby at Sears Pointless
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  • From: Peterborough Ontario Canada
  • Registered: 2018-09-09
  • Posts: 17

Re: What are you Retreating with?

All ready now.
https://scontent.fybz2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/50026187_1178257782332423_5250821291451088896_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&_nc_ht=scontent.fybz2-1.fna&oh=395a394a211fb1e252f8c3f62776d77c&oe=5CCD63A4
https://scontent.fybz2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/50491140_10156896154717334_7802153296885448704_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&_nc_ht=scontent.fybz2-1.fna&oh=6af151182e3c86cc62ea60707a6b4f2e&oe=5CBE06DE

Also been keeping a video log if anyone is interested. Here is the link to the last video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWU8RhmWbmo

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  • From: Baltimore, MD
  • Registered: 2010-05-20
  • Posts: 1,745

Re: What are you Retreating with?

Wait. You ALREADY torched it?

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  • Registered: 2011-04-05
  • Posts: 1,353

Re: What are you Retreating with?

I dig it!

Fourteen time loser. You'd think I'd know better by now.