Re: Sears Pointless Track Config Published
What? Danica's driving the Members Only 928???
Re: Sears Pointless Track Config Published
dtfastbear wrote:
What? Danica's driving the Members Only 928???
Shhh don't tell anyone.......but we had to give her 8" riser heels to reach the pedals.....and honestly I'm getting tired of her begging me to get a divorce :>(
Richard Doty
1984 Porsche 928 "Estate"
Porsche- "there is A substitute" Racing
Dirt Poorsche Racing #2
1984 Porsche 928 "Estate"
Porsche- "there is A substitute" Racing
Dirt Poorsche Racing #2
Re: Sears Pointless Track Config Published
Judge Jonny wrote:
Except that the retard in front of you forgot to tighten his drain plug and has just oiled down three corners.
Plus, there's a Chevy Caprice with the same tires they've used for the past five races choppin' your so-called "line."
Well, yes, that would pose a whole new set of problems.....but that's what Lemons is all about...expecting the unexpected.
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Re: Sears Pointless Track Config Published
Don't expect anything other than to stay clean, go slow, and be hungover.
Re: Sears Pointless Track Config Published
My wife wanted Mc dreamy Dempsey to drive but he has returned any emails!!!
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Re: Sears Pointless Track Config Published
fabtoys wrote:
My wife wanted Mc dreamy Dempsey to drive but he has returned any emails!!!
What?
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Re: Sears Pointless Track Config Published
OK...So I drove my Ford on the track today in the Lemons configuration.
Did a 2:20.
( on Playstation!! ) 
I chose a Ford Focus de-tuned to 143HP on street tires.
We'll probably be playing the video game in our trailer area Friday and Saturday night of the race weekend...
KT
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Re: Sears Pointless Track Config Published
we hope to keep the Mustang on track, and being aware of it's crap brakes, have stocked up on junkyard rotors, calipers, and extra brake pads. hopefully it is dry, as this short wheelbase, nose heavy car is handling challenged!
Re: Sears Pointless Track Config Published
djsupersoul wrote:
we hope to keep the Mustang on track, and being aware of it's crap brakes, have stocked up on junkyard rotors, calipers, and extra brake pads. hopefully it is dry, as this short wheelbase, nose heavy car is handling challenged!
you got rear discs?I got a mustang guy that has all sorts of parts
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Class C win with LemonOdy Cannonball Run Whambulance !EX K Captain
Lemons Trophy Truck ShaGuar Baby!
Class C win with LemonOdy Cannonball Run Whambulance !EX K Captain
Lemons Trophy Truck ShaGuar Baby!
Re: Sears Pointless Track Config Published
fabtoys wrote:
djsupersoul wrote:we hope to keep the Mustang on track, and being aware of it's crap brakes, have stocked up on junkyard rotors, calipers, and extra brake pads. hopefully it is dry, as this short wheelbase, nose heavy car is handling challenged!
you got rear discs?I got a mustang guy that has all sorts of parts
no rear disks... hit me on the email, interested in moving up in the safety department.