Judge Jonny wrote:As for costing your team the podium, allow me to quote the Great and Mighty Pendejo, "Winning Lemons is like cleaning your toilet twice in one day and bragging about it."
Y'know Jonny, I've seen you and some others say this before, and I wholeheartedly disagree. Maybe my life is paltry and I don't get to drive Audi R8s around canyon roads for a living like others here, but if I won a Lemons race, I'd be ecstatic and as proud as a newborn father.
I guess it may be a drop in the bucket for some of the guys who run teams in other "professional" series. But for n00bs like us who put our car together in a home garage with a Sawzall, Harbor Freight tools, a lot of beer, and have only a couple of track days under our belts, doing well is a big thing! We were very happy with our last top 10 finish. Perhaps I don't have enough hubris for motorsports
The Homer: Powerful like a gorilla, yet soft and yielding like a Nerf ball.