Topic: 2010 Lemons Season Winners Go To Le Mans?!
Oh. My. God...
2010 Lemons CHAMPS WILL WIN TRIP TO Le MANS
All those races, all that time, all those tetanus shots...why would any fool bother chasing the 2010 Lemons Team Title? Because starting now, besides earning the raised eyebrows of pro racers everywhere, Lemons' Team Champs will win a trip to the 24 Hours of Le Mans.
Yes, the real one. The one where they don't crush a car. (Except the occasional Mercedes.)
We'll pay the LeMons-grade airfare and lodging. (If you want to fly Emirates, enter F1.) We'll hook you up with some teams to hang out with. We'll even toss in some Fodor's and Sartre. But if think winning this one will be easy, au contraire, mon heap-driving freres--check out the 2010 schedule below.
DALLAS: FILE YOUR COW-POO-STAINED ENTRY BY MARCH 27th
Reg for our first-ever Dallas race (aka Lemons North Dallas Hooptie, June 5-6 at Eagles Canyon Raceway) is upon us. This one will be popular, and we're keeping the field pretty small: Remember to file your online app by 27 March if you want a fair shot at the grid. For race details, click here; to sign up, click here; for track info, click here.
INFINEON UBER-GALLERY IS UP
Phil Greden's monumental, 147-car, all-the-entrants Lemons Sears Pointless Uber Gallery is ready. See it in vivid, lifelike Sensurround 3D (not really) here, and the rest of Phil's coverage here.
Good heavens: You've read this far? What are you, at work or something? Oh, wait, so am I. That's fine, then--JL
Jay Lamm, Chief Perpetrator
24 HOURS OF Lemons
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