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Re: What are the best "write it 100 times" lines dished out as penalties?

"I am a rotting vegetable"
-then-
"I am still a rotting vegetable"

You'da thunk we'd learned our lesson...

TST, fool.

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  • From: Livermore, CA
  • Registered: 2009-11-06
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Re: What are the best "write it 100 times" lines dished out as penalties?

Fish wrote:

It wasent written 100 times but we did have to spray paint on our car "I got cock blocked by the wiener mobile" after our driver passed under yellow because he couldnt see the flag stand behind the big wiener!

I'd love a picture of that for the garage wall...

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Re: What are the best "write it 100 times" lines dished out as penalties?

"I hate it when the judges are wrong"

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Re: What are the best "write it 100 times" lines dished out as penalties?

At T-Hill we had to write: "Amazing! We not only have the worst car but the worst drivers also". My
borrowed Sharpie ran out if ink before I was done but the rest of the team was able to cover most of
the rear deck and fenders on our TR7.

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  • From: San Diego, CA
  • Registered: 2009-04-30
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Re: What are the best "write it 100 times" lines dished out as penalties?

Westyside wrote:

"Passing the Lincoln on the outside is ALWAYS a bad idea"

I was thinking exactly this every time I passed it on the outside haha.

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  • Registered: 2009-05-11
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Re: What are the best "write it 100 times" lines dished out as penalties?

Judge Jonny wrote:

My favorite of the weekend (ok fine, the only one I can remember) was on the gulf-colored porsche 914

"Unlike 1970, this 914 will not finish in 7th place"

When I went to help the EASY team pack up their trailer, I dropped an entire strut assembly because that line made me laugh so hard.

Except, you know, it's not a 914, it's a 908/14.  Brian Redman's Targa Florio ride.

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Re: What are the best "write it 100 times" lines dished out as penalties?

This was our first time writing on the car and we had a lot of fun!  Good thing too since we had to do it twice... 

My Mom and Dad had come by to see the action so during one penalty my mom got dragged in too!

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  • From: Dallas
  • Registered: 2010-03-12
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Re: What are the best "write it 100 times" lines dished out as penalties?

We 'had the opportunity' to write on the car last event.  We wrote:

"Man that guy in the glasses shoulda kept his mouth shut"

The guy in the glasses was a teammate who walked over when I got a penalty and thought it was the the other cars fault...

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  • From: Houston, TX
  • Registered: 2009-10-06
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Re: What are the best "write it 100 times" lines dished out as penalties?

"Three ways are not as much fun as they look" after we had contact with two other cars at MSRH.

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  • Registered: 2009-07-27
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Re: What are the best "write it 100 times" lines dished out as penalties?

We got "I will not jockey for position and go off track"

Seems pretty tame compared to everyone else's, haha

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  • Registered: 2009-10-25
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Re: What are the best "write it 100 times" lines dished out as penalties?

surprisingly we didn't get any "write" penalties at Sears.....but the 3 we got at Arse Freeze were:

1:  Porsche drivers shouldn't pass under yellow
2:  Yesterday I was a Porsche driver, today I'm a hero
3:  Porsche drivers shouldn't let non Porsche drivers driver their cars....

I like #3 the best....and its still on the car

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Re: What are the best "write it 100 times" lines dished out as penalties?

A couple I've seen are

HE WHO SPINS NEVER WINS

I WILL NEVER BLAME A CITREON FOR MY BAD DRIVING SKILLS    Something like that

I wish I got to Write it 100 times then do wha I did

Rooster hat and caution tape wrapper around me  and walk around Paddock yelling "Don't drive like me I'm a Cock"

Or the Al Gore Jr polution violation    Gardening hat ,tiedye shirt ,dig a hole plant a tree while Tofu thrown at me.

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  • From: Northern VA
  • Registered: 2010-02-03
  • Posts: 61

Re: What are the best "write it 100 times" lines dished out as penalties?

Spring South '09 on the SAAB: "Swedish cars are meant to be driven safely"