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Cheseroo
WRL and AER is pro racers with big $$$ not a place for $500 cars like mine.
Yes I know if someone found the right person that really wanted my car I could maybe get $2,000 out of it with all that's with it.
But would have to find right person
Cage is 1.75 120 wall tig welded
2,900lbs car
Full FIA nets
6 point FIA belts
FiA carbon road race seat
Cool box
FIA fire ext. With nozzles in engine and drivers compartment and on ATL SFI bladder cell
Now those are specifications! Great purchase for $500, and I expect you to be able to make money with it. Congratulations!
I would very much enjoy seeing this car on track with the '37 Buick or the '78 Coŕdoba (I think <that's correct), for example. I hope you take it to NJMP!
I will have all paper work and documents and recording everything
If given even 1 penalty lap will be on phone with lawyer and will be loading up and taking to court and will have no problem spending what it takes to win.
Like you said even at $1500 and sell everything not needed could have it for $500 easy and be 100% in budget.
I am entertained.
I will have all paper work and documents and recording everything
If given even 1 penalty lap will be on phone with lawyer and will be loading up and taking to court and will have no problem
Please do not come. You have already violated the most important rule.
"2.4 Whiner Eligibility. Whiners are not eligible to compete. If you believe that you might be a whiner, please check with a domestic partner, guardian, or healthcare professional before getting the rest of your team kicked the hell out of the race."
I rarely tell someone they are not welcome at a Lemons race (this will be the second time) but please be excellent elsewhere.
OnkelUdo
Not even close. If anything total professional
Reason why if anything is done that is not right and say my 100% documented $500 legal car is penalized for being probably the only real $500 I will have no problem spending 6 figures in court to prove I was wronged. Track tried changing rule that only affected him and when was over he almost ended up with the track after won in court
This is going well.
I predict a 0% chance we ever see this car at a race.
I’m just here for the gangbang
Watching this guy post is like trying to argue with a customer service chat bot.
OK guys, let's bust this dude a bit over this cheaty car.
http://www.zoompics.com/2004gacwg.htm
Look familiar?
Recording their best performance of the season was Schuitemaker Motorsports. Drivers, B.J. Zacharias and Michiel Schuitemaker captured a season-high fourth-place finish at Mont-Tremblant but outdid this result at Watkins Glen. Piloting the No. 35 Nissan, the pair started twelfth and moved into contention during the event. A late-race pass, by David Murry, just before the final caution period, dropped Zacharias to second place.
Find a lot of info about that car after that. Sure it was active back in the 2004 era, but there is no way this is a Lemons car, and I highly doubt $500 is all that changed hands to get it.
I dare you to show up to a race with this... It would be hilarious.
My advice...just make sure it will pass tech, that it is safe and reliable and go race. There's only a handful of people that really care about winning. There will be 100 teams just like you...out there to have fun. Just don't be a deeeeck on the track.
Put this Unique drivetrain into your 350z and become a winner in everybody's book.
Lemon_Newton-Metre
Thinking about putting a nissan titan V8 truck motor in it. Or worse case 6.2 LS
Lemon_Newton-Metre
Thinking about putting a nissan titan V8 truck motor in it. Or worse case 6.2 LS
I think a Viper V10 would be a better choice.
Long story short: We had a Koni Challenge RSX in Lemons that was obtained for $0 and [REDACTED], so the story went. They always got penalty laps, they always got to put it on the track anyway, they quickly found out it was more car than their talent could handle, and they found out they were pretty good at dramatically reading passages from NASCAR Romance Novels.
Anyway, the last thing you should do is add more power and the first thing you should do is make it into a giant fist. Not painted like a fist, not with a fist painted on it, but you should make it into a fist. The Mighty Fist of Cheating. It's the only way.
Put this Unique drivetrain into your 350z and become a winner in everybody's book.
Also, listen to this guy. This guy knows what he's talking about.
[Rule 1.4 intensifies]
Cheaty car with a litigious Captain… sounds like a formula for great success, total domination and family fun.
Unfortuanly I smell a Provocateur.....But..... if you are indeed sincere - then you got to bring that 350Z to Jersey... so I can watch the show.
Love say cheated. When it's a true 100% $500 car. Unlike the majority of the cars I see at Lemons that are no way $500 cars. Maybe $5,000
FIST. CAR.
(Stock photos deliver yet again)
FIST CAR
Love say cheated. When it's a true 100% $500 car. Unlike the majority of the cars I see at Lemons that are no way $500 cars. Maybe $5,000
My car was $500,000. We're class C with 0 penalty laps. It's because it's themed up like a fist. It's the only loophole as far as i know.
Will be NO theme. We are going to race and be 100% professional race team. Not a circus.
If do something stupid will take a chewing or drive threw even lap penalty IF we deserve it. Not doing so stupid crap to car or as team. Got this car to go race and help others that don't want the headache nof owning car, rig equipment hiring crew and maintaining car.
Real professionals drive FIST CAR.
Real professionals drive FIST CAR.
If you’re not FIST, you’re LAST,
Not a circus.
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